Too much Sherlock Holmes

You know you have been reading too much Sherlock Holmes stories if:

1. You associate the verb “to ejaculate” with expressions of Dr. Watson
2. You exclaim “dear me!” if someone does something that surprises you
3. You start using words like “hither”, “yonder” and expect everyone to understand the meaning!
4. You address your friends and colleagues as “my dear Kulkarni” – Kulkarni does not pay attention, because he thinks, only his father can be addressed that…